I started the day off laughing my head off because of one of my coworkers. I saw her in the lobby shooing kids up the elevator to school and I stopped to chat with her. Let me first say that she is a beautiful woman; youthful, in shape, open, and just generally a very positive person to be around which is why this conversation was so weird and funny. Here is our exchange:
Me: Good morning! How are you today?
Her: Hi! Better than I was yesterday.
Me: Oh? Why is that?
Her: When you're 51 you never know what your day will be like.
Me: (laughing)
Her: I'm not kidding. It's worse than you think.
Me: Well, I guess that is something I have to look forward to.
Her: It's worse than pregnancy.
Me: (no longer laughing) .... oh. I hated pregnancy.
Her: Yeah, it's worse than that. Someone should tell you the truth. It's worse than you think.
Me: Shit.
I still don't know exactly what we were talking about, but I'm really not looking forward to it.
Me: Good morning! How are you today?
Her: Hi! Better than I was yesterday.
Me: Oh? Why is that?
Her: When you're 51 you never know what your day will be like.
Me: (laughing)
Her: I'm not kidding. It's worse than you think.
Me: Well, I guess that is something I have to look forward to.
Her: It's worse than pregnancy.
Me: (no longer laughing) .... oh. I hated pregnancy.
Her: Yeah, it's worse than that. Someone should tell you the truth. It's worse than you think.
Me: Shit.
I still don't know exactly what we were talking about, but I'm really not looking forward to it.
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