That all being said, the person who is giving me the hardest time about this whole weeding/drug dealer thing, (Kira) was watching me spray Roundup on the driveway weeds yesterday and she said in her smart-alec way, "So, is that your 'gun' that you use to 'shoot' the 'drug dealers'?" (Honestly that never crossed my mind, but now it totally is my gun!) (Oh crap, forget I said that. I'm cool.) I said, "Yeah, I guess it is! Freeze, Turkey!" shoot shoot shoot Kira shook her head and rolled her eyes and looked at me with the disgusted pitying look she is perfecting. After a while she said, ".....can I try it?" So HA! Validation! And I bet she isn't the only one who will be fighting the war on drugs (weeds) on the mean streets (gardens) in the near future! YOU'RE WELCOME!
|"So tell me punk, do you feel lucky?"|