This is the singer Cee Lo Green. He was on Saturday Night Live last weekend with my nemesis, Gwyneth Paltrow. I would KILL for Cee Lo's teeth. They are so large and white and straight and LARGE! I love big teeth. I think they are the most attractive thing a person can have and if I had the money and didn't have the crippling fear of all things dental, I would get work done to make my teeth look bigger and whiter and straighter. Hilary Duff apparently agrees with me because she had her teeth done and although I love her new teeth, I think she may have over-done it:
(Only feed her carrots with a flat hand)
They were pretty good before, but as a lover of big teeth, I understand her wanting them even BIGGER. You know who else has a nice big set of choppers? Denzel Washington:
I photoshopped a picture of myself a long time ago and I changed my face in all the ways I would in real life if plastic surgery was cheap and painless. I enlarged my eyes, minimized my chin, and enbiggened my teeth. SO PRETTY!