Sam and I went out to dinner tonight. I was trying to be international and asked Sam if he had to use el baño? (What? So what if he shaves, am I not still his mother?) He said, "It's pronounced baahhnooh. I learned that in Spanish class." I said, "No it isn't. You didn't learn anything in Spanish." and he said, "Oh, I learned aaallll about N's stupid little brother, Ñ."