Monday, January 7, 2013

Kira in the Car

Kira: Dad, if you got in an accident and got your legs chopped off and they brought you to the hospital, but didn't have any more human legs in the freezer, but they had horse legs, pig legs and dog legs, which legs would you want them to put on you?

Mitch:............... I guess horse legs.

Kira:  Dad, don't be dumb, if you had horse legs you'd be about seven feet tall!

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Kira: Dad, if you had to choose between a baby alligator and an adult platypus to have for a pet, which would you choose?

Mitch: Adult platypus.

Kira:  What if it sweat milk?  Would you still want it?

Mitch: ....... no.  

8 comments:

  1. That Kira's mind is something else!

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  2. She has a point about the horse legs. He'd look ridiculous.

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    1. No kidding. God, Mitch, what a stupid answer!

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  3. I was just watching a show on the Platypus, I would like one.

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  4. Does Kira know they don't keep human "legs" in "freezers" at the hospital. I kind of think you should tell her.

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    1. How do you know they DON'T keep a variety of species' legs in freezers in hospitals? Check your facts, Kady.

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  5. OMG, I snorted coffee out of my nose reading this. Of course Mitch should choose horse legs. Up side: he'd win all the family races. Down side: if he broke a leg, the family would have to shoot him. Pig legs are just wrong. Even on pigs. If he had dog legs, he'd scratch behind his ears all the time. Really, there is a right answer here.

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