Mitch woke up this morning and noticed the words "eel holes" written on his hand in his own writing. He couldn't begin to fathom what it meant or when or why he wrote it. He was still thinking about it in the shower when his phone beeped reminding him of an appointment he didn't know he had. He looked at the phone and all it said was "Remember, eel holes, 10:00." Mitch vaguely remembered having a dream about the ubiquitous problem of eels coming out of the river and crawling around on land. Apparently he had some brilliant idea for trapping them in eel holes but now he can't remember it. Anyone know anything about eel holes or capturing land-dwelling eels?
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"Where's mah HOLE!" |
OMG...my eyes are watering from laughing so hard.
ReplyDeleteIt's only fair to point out that if I _did_ have any ideas about contending with terrestrial eel infestations, I would be obliged to keep them to myself unless or until a suitable partnership could be worked out. I mean, I don't want to just go around throwing away all my best eel ideas.
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