Every so often I look at my Statcounter page at my blog stats. It tells me how many page views I get, and where hits come from, and most interestingly, what people typed into a search engine to get directed to my blog. I think I am supposed to use that to cater my posts more to my audience. You know, "know your audience?" Ever heard of that? Well, based on recent searches, I don't know how to cater to my audience. They seem to be interested in animals:
Well, I know they didn't learn much about a great white shark pooping because when I read that I said, "Hey yeah, what's that like?" so I googled it. The person curious about shark poop must have gone past a lot of sites to finally get to mine. There are literally hundreds of videos of sharks pooping on the internet. Hundreds. Probably thousands. God, I love the internet.
I don't really understand what the person who was looking for a "pitcher of a sturgeon" was looking for. A fish you can drink? A doctor you can drink? Does he mean picture? Does he mean surgeon? I don't know.
I really want to know why someone wanted to see a picture of a monkey in make-up going to the gym. Generally I find that monkeys don't wear make-up when they go to the gym. They just have to shower after the workout anyway so why waste the time and make-up?
I like how the sheep pervert specified that he wanted to see a female sheep vagina. And I love that he got sent to my blog to find it. Yes, I have featured pictures of some sheep nudes that I took myself on this blog, but don't worry, they were very classy.
Who googles "Teeth Of Cow"? And why capitalize every word? Is it a title? Just a minute, I'll google it; nope. Not a title, the first thing that comes up are the image results for cow teeth. Lots of pictures of people prying open cow lips to show the cow's teeth. Did I mention that I love the internet?
Much like the person who googled "female sheep vagina," the person searching for an ugly llama didn't have to be so specific. All llamas are ugly.
"great white shark pooping"
"a pitcher of a sturgeon"
"monkey in make-up going to the gym"
"female sheep vagina"
"Teeth Of Cow"
"ugly llama"
Well, I know they didn't learn much about a great white shark pooping because when I read that I said, "Hey yeah, what's that like?" so I googled it. The person curious about shark poop must have gone past a lot of sites to finally get to mine. There are literally hundreds of videos of sharks pooping on the internet. Hundreds. Probably thousands. God, I love the internet.
I don't really understand what the person who was looking for a "pitcher of a sturgeon" was looking for. A fish you can drink? A doctor you can drink? Does he mean picture? Does he mean surgeon? I don't know.
I really want to know why someone wanted to see a picture of a monkey in make-up going to the gym. Generally I find that monkeys don't wear make-up when they go to the gym. They just have to shower after the workout anyway so why waste the time and make-up?
I like how the sheep pervert specified that he wanted to see a female sheep vagina. And I love that he got sent to my blog to find it. Yes, I have featured pictures of some sheep nudes that I took myself on this blog, but don't worry, they were very classy.
Who googles "Teeth Of Cow"? And why capitalize every word? Is it a title? Just a minute, I'll google it; nope. Not a title, the first thing that comes up are the image results for cow teeth. Lots of pictures of people prying open cow lips to show the cow's teeth. Did I mention that I love the internet?
Much like the person who googled "female sheep vagina," the person searching for an ugly llama didn't have to be so specific. All llamas are ugly.
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That is too funny!
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