Bribed

In the midst of my job-choosing stress, I nagged Kira to clean her room up because it is a dump.  She pretended to be busy in there for a while and then came out to the living room and sat down.  I said, "You CAN'T be done already.  Go finish."  She said, "I AM done, it's clean!"  So I got up to go check.  She jumped out of her chair and was on my heels as I walked into her room to see a slightly less disgusting mess.  I turned around to yell at her and she rubbed two wadded up one-dollar bills across my mouth and said, "Shhhhhhhhh.... you don't see anything," and then she pressed the two dollars into my palm and pushed me out of the room and shut the door quietly behind me.