Thursday, October 11, 2012

Skunked

Yesterday morning while I was still in bed Sam let our dog, Maisy, outside for the day.  Almost immediately I heard her barking like a crazy person and then shortly after that the entire house was enveloped in a never-ending cloud of skunk spray.  Sam said he saw the whole thing unfold.  Maisy went outside, around the house, and saw a skunk eating out of her dish.  She ran to defend her territory and the skunk ran away from the dish.  Maisy wouldn't let up and chased it.  That's when the skunk did a handstand and sprayed Maisy in the face.  Right next to the back door.  ON the deck.  Maisy got pissed and continued chasing the skunk into the yard.  The skunk sprayed her again.  In the face.  Did she learn her lesson?  No.  She continued to chase the skunk and got sprayed one more time.

I had to go to work so I couldn't do anything about it yesterday morning.  When I got done with work I went to Petco and Shopko and got Skunk-Off, Dawn dishsoap, baking soda, hydrogen peroxide and a big plastic tub.  I found a solution on the internet that combines the dishsoap, baking soda and hydrogen peroxide that  is supposed to work at cleaning off the stench.  It didn't seem to work.  I washed her with the solution and rinsed her off.  She still stunk.  I cut off the hair that got the worst of the spray and then washed her again in Dawn dishsoap.  She still stunk.  I covered her with the Skunk-Off and let it soak in twice as long as recommended before rinsing it off.  She still stunk.  I washed her with shampoo.  She still stunk.  By that time she was shivering and I was thinking that maybe I needed to abandon this futile project and just get a new dog.  I let her free to shake and seethe and then later I let her in the house to warm up.  God, my house stinks.

Both the kids said that shortly after they got on the bus yesterday people would sniff around and say, "Pew, something smells like skunk."  They said they got a blast of skunk every time they opened their lockers all day.  I opened my desk drawer where I keep my purse and was blasted in the face by skunk stench.  Is this ever going to go away?  My hands have an awful smell and it's not exactly skunky, but it's so horrible that it gives me a headache.  I need a do-over.

I think that poor Mitch is having a harder time with this than me or Maisy because he has been telling me for years and years not to leave dog food out next to the house.  Naturally, I have ignored him.  That food feeds chipmunks, squirrels, bluejays, other dogs, bears, gigantic chickadees, the occasional rat, mice and apparently skunks.  Mitch is dying to gloat, but he hasn't.  I think I have finally learned my lesson.  Go ahead and gloat, Mitch.  

8 comments:

  1. Been there. It's horrible. Good luck getting it all gone.

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  2. The way you say, "Good luck" makes me think I'll never stop smelling like this. Please tell me that I'll stop smelling like this soon. Please.

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  3. Two to four weeks depending on how rigorous you are with the H2O2, dish soap, and baking soda.

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  4. It is bad! Our cat and dog got hit this summer. It took about a week to calm down a bit and another month or so to totally go away from our dogs face. We did the wash like you too. You kind of just have to wait it out. I had a sore throat for a few days from the potency. Nasty! So sorry it happened but I promise, It will get better.

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  5. Tomato juice bath takes care of it immediately! Two of our cats got sprayed once, and we soaked them with tomato juice, then rinsed them off. Skunk odor gone!

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  6. Oh my! I've heard that tomato juice works as well- but mostly I think it just takes repeated baths and time.

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  7. The old remedy is tomato juice. I remember my dad soaking our dogs in it.

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  8. OK, you win! You're problem with the skunk is far worse than mine with the bear. Good luck with the stench!

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