I've decided to embrace this unusual gift and see just how bad I can look in pictures. My sisters wanted to take a bunch of cutesy pictures of the three of us, but I know I can't do it. When I try, they look at the picture just taken and say things like, "... What were you doing...with your face?" Well, I'm done trying to look adorable. It's not going to happen. So now I'm going to see just how bad I can look. I am shockingly good at this.
This is the first picture that this occured to me. Amy wanted to take a picture of me in front of a model of George Washington's house. In a split second this is what went through my mind: "Oh great, I'm going to look like a moron. No, I'm going to look like a huge moron because I'm in front of this tiny house. Like Godzilla. No, furrier, like King Kong. Screw it." And that is when I decided that if I'm going to look like King Kong anyway, I might as well not look like King Kong trying to be cute because that's pathetic, I might as well just look like King Kong doing what he does best. I think the picture is pretty good.
Then Amy and Beth decided they want to get a cute picture of the three of us together. It's not going to happen. It wouldn't happen anyway, even if I tried so now I'm just seeing how bad I can make myself look. Turns out it's pretty bad.
In my defense, they don't look that great in this picture either.
This one might have been okay if I could take a good picture. But I can't. But boy can I take a bad picture!
More to come! Much much much more!