Kira: Dad, guess what my dream job is.
Mitch: I don't know. What is it?
Kira: Well, it's not really a dream job, but more of a work-related fantasy.
Mitch: ......
Kira: My dream is to quit a job.
Mitch: ... okay
Kira: And if I can, I would like to slap someone on the way out.
Mitch:.... huh? You want to slap someone?
Kira: It doesn't necessarily have to be a person.
Mitch: ...?
Kira: Like, it could be a chicken or something.
Based on this conversation, I can picture Kira getting a job at a factory farm, pissing her boss off, getting into a screaming fight and then slapping her way out of the big chicken pen and a lot of ba-GAWK! screaming from chickens being slapped out of the way. My sweet little baby wants to go postal in a chicken barn. When she dreams, she dreams big!
I would like to spend just one day inside Kira's mind. Just one, that's all I would need to have a whole new and fresh outlook on my job! LOL
ReplyDeleteI swear to God, "Kira in the Car" posts are my absolute favorite...I never know what she's gonna come up with next. LOVE IT!
ReplyDeleteI SO love KIRA!!!
ReplyDeleteShe is just so weird! Not that I'm calling your daughter weird, weird in a good way!
oh, wait until she's older, she'll gladly slap a person rather than an animal.
ReplyDeleteShe is a panic!
ReplyDeleteThis is going to be a great book someday, David Sedaris-style. Just sayin'.
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