Sunday, October 9, 2011
Kira in the Car
Kira: Dad, guess what my dream job is.
Mitch: I don't know. What is it?
Kira: Well, it's not really a dream job, but more of a work-related fantasy.
Kira: My dream is to quit a job.
Mitch: ... okay
Kira: And if I can, I would like to slap someone on the way out.
Mitch:.... huh? You want to slap someone?
Kira: It doesn't necessarily have to be a person.
Kira: Like, it could be a chicken or something.
Based on this conversation, I can picture Kira getting a job at a factory farm, pissing her boss off, getting into a screaming fight and then slapping her way out of the big chicken pen and a lot of ba-GAWK! screaming from chickens being slapped out of the way. My sweet little baby wants to go postal in a chicken barn. When she dreams, she dreams big!