Quiz

Which of the following are genuine Mitchisms?*

A.  "Bugs Bunny is just Mel Blanc doing his impression of Jack Benny."

B.  "Judging by their circular, I think I love Bed Bath and Beyond!"    

C.  Me:  How much money would you have to be paid to kiss Drew Carey full on the lips with just the    

              tiiiiiiinist bit of tongue~

     Mitch: (interrupting and not even taking one second to think about it) Thirty dollars.

D.  Me:  When we go to Bentleyville, can we hold hands?

     Mitch: No.

E.  "Bela Lugosi rarely steers us wrong, but he sure steered us wrong tonight."

* ǝʌoqɐ ǝɥʇ ɟo llɐ