Summer is getting long. I can tell because one of the things Kira and I have been doing to keep ourselves entertained is to talk (yell) to each other in an overdone British accent.
Kira: Mumsie!
Me: Yes Bibsie?
Kira: Whut aaa you making foa dinnaa?
Me: Why, Bibsie, we aaa having rewsted chicken and mashed pohtahtoes.
Kira: Capital, Mumsie! I can't wait! You know how I love my pohtahtoes mashed!
Sam: (rocketing out of his room) Oh my god, why do you keep talking like that?!
Kira: Oh, deaa bruthaa, you shouldn't talk to yoa mumsie that way!
Sam: I'm sorry, but please, please please shut UP!
Kira: Sam stop ova-reacting or you will end up pewping yoa pants!
Sam: Mom, please, make her stop.
Me: Oh, my daaling boy, I don't do things foa people who tell me to shut up.
Kira: Bewbs!
Sam: I wasn't telling you to shut up, I was telling her to shut up!
Me: Whateva foa?
Kira: Bewbs!
Sam: ...Jesus.
It's fun, but even I have to admit that after a while it gets a little obnoxious. Kira just walks around the house all day constantly monologuing what she is doing in her high pitched, incredibly loud accent. I was about to tell her to stop it yesterday but then she got me laughing so hard I couldn't even talk. She was making herself a drink of flavored water with this stuff Mitch bought the other day called Green Thunder. Mitch always says it in rumbling voice much like a professional wrestler, like this: GREEN THUNDER! so now everyone in the house says it like that. This is what Kira said to make me laugh:
Kira: Well, Mumsie, I am getting raathaa thirsty. Whut shall I have to quench my thuuuust? I didn't realize I was so paaached! Have we any iced tea, Mumsie? Oh I know, I'll have some GREEEEEN THUNDERRRRRR!....
And that is when my mind finally snapped and I've been laughing ever since. When does school start? Seriously, Sam wants to know.
Kira: Mumsie!
Me: Yes Bibsie?
Kira: Whut aaa you making foa dinnaa?
Me: Why, Bibsie, we aaa having rewsted chicken and mashed pohtahtoes.
Kira: Capital, Mumsie! I can't wait! You know how I love my pohtahtoes mashed!
Sam: (rocketing out of his room) Oh my god, why do you keep talking like that?!
Kira: Oh, deaa bruthaa, you shouldn't talk to yoa mumsie that way!
Sam: I'm sorry, but please, please please shut UP!
Kira: Sam stop ova-reacting or you will end up pewping yoa pants!
Sam: Mom, please, make her stop.
Me: Oh, my daaling boy, I don't do things foa people who tell me to shut up.
Kira: Bewbs!
Sam: I wasn't telling you to shut up, I was telling her to shut up!
Me: Whateva foa?
Kira: Bewbs!
Sam: ...Jesus.
It's fun, but even I have to admit that after a while it gets a little obnoxious. Kira just walks around the house all day constantly monologuing what she is doing in her high pitched, incredibly loud accent. I was about to tell her to stop it yesterday but then she got me laughing so hard I couldn't even talk. She was making herself a drink of flavored water with this stuff Mitch bought the other day called Green Thunder. Mitch always says it in rumbling voice much like a professional wrestler, like this: GREEN THUNDER! so now everyone in the house says it like that. This is what Kira said to make me laugh:
Kira: Well, Mumsie, I am getting raathaa thirsty. Whut shall I have to quench my thuuuust? I didn't realize I was so paaached! Have we any iced tea, Mumsie? Oh I know, I'll have some GREEEEEN THUNDERRRRRR!....
And that is when my mind finally snapped and I've been laughing ever since. When does school start? Seriously, Sam wants to know.
Have u seen the movie "Just Go With It" with Adam Sandler and Jen Aniston? The girl that plays Jennifer's daughter likes to speak with a British accent and it's kinda funny. Hello Guvnah!
ReplyDeleteSometimes I would just like to be a little mouse at your house, to see these episodes. You crack me up!
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