Happy last day of summer! What are you going to do today? I got this flyer in the mail so I think I am going to take advantage of some of these Super Saver(!) deals.
Specifically I am going to save 37% on an 18 inch machete (with nylon sheath). I had no idea machetes were so cheap.
Specifically I am going to save 37% on an 18 inch machete (with nylon sheath). I had no idea machetes were so cheap.
Look out world! She's buying a machete!
ReplyDeleteThat's exactly the kind of flyer that HR worries about. You really don't want your workforce to be armed with five dollar machetes. I hope we have a safe and happy Tuesday around the watercooler and that no one tries to hack their way to the fridge to put away their lunch.
ReplyDeleteCan you pick me up a half a dozen of those machetes please?
ReplyDeleteYeah, five dollars is a pretty good deal on machetes, I think. I never had any idea how much they cost, but I would guess closer to 15 dollars.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha. I just died a little.
ReplyDeleteShit. I wish I would have seen this before I spent $6.99 on mine. I got robbed.
ReplyDeleteDon't feel bad. Sometimes when you need a new machete, they aren't on sale. You can't help that.
Deletethat super saver is catering to a group of very paranoid humans.
ReplyDeleteParanoid ECONOMICAL humans. They're not just going to spend anything on a new machete.
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