I had to squeeze through a crowd of people NOT TOUCHING this bull to get this picture. (He didn't look dangerous enough to rate having a sign, but he did have an enormous scrotum which is unfortunately being covered by the sign in this picture. It was impressive.)
Then we headed to the sheep barn which had a very special kind of stink. All the sheep were shorn for showing and apparently female sheep are better for showing because everywhere I looked, this is what I saw:
|Vaginas here! Vaginas there! Vaginas EVERYWHERE!|
Next we went to the bird and bunny barn and unfortunately there were no bunnies to hold, only pigeons. And you couldn't hold them. Pigeon people are touchy about people touching their pigeons. They had the pigeon show that day and here are some of the winners:
|(Get it? There's nothing even in there! (That's the joke))|
This guy didn't win anything, but I liked him and his freaky legs:
|"Get ta steppin'!"|
|"What? You mean not one single ring went on one single bottle? What are the chances?!?"|
|"I totally think it's worth three dollars for you to try to walk up the rickety ladder to see if you can get a toy worth 50 cents that you don't even want. Totally."|
I also saw Angelica Huston on a rascal scooter, a cow made of butter, and a pretty good one-man-band.
Then it was getting hot so we went home. It was fun!
*I'm pretty sure that isn't true.