"I've never seen hair grow into a mullet by itself."
"Brush that crumb off her, it's by her ear.~ No, by her big ear."
"She's looking less and less like Hitler."
"She looks like Ralph from the Simpsons."
"Oh, her tooth is so cute!" "Which one?" "The middle one."
"Boy, she gets greasy fast!"
"Her cheeks are hanging. Like Droopy Dog."
"No, it's not a rat tail, her hair just grows like that. I guess."
|Poor baby, you have the meanest family in the world.|