Yesterday was Sam's thirteenth birthday. He told me his birthday wish is for me to stop making him shave his perv-stache and let him grow it "long," (ew) along with also growing his chinchilla-thick head hair. I suppose I will have to let him be in charge of his own hair growth now don't I? I think he pictures himself looking like this:
I'm just afraid he will be this guy:
and then when he turns 16 he'll start driving a brown van and parents will hide their small children from him.
Anyhoo, Happy birthday to my sweet little boy who is growing up too fast. I hope you have a great year being 13.
and then when he turns 16 he'll start driving a brown van and parents will hide their small children from him.
Maybe you should tell him that by shaving it, it'll actually grow in thicker.
ReplyDeleteIt probably doesn't work that way for guys, though.