Kira in the Car (Part I can't even remember. A lot. Roman numerals may have been a mistake)
Kira: Dad, What is the thickest piece of beef jerky you ever saw?
Mitch: (thinking it was the beginning of a joke or an opening for a story about the thickest piece of beef jerky she has ever seen) I don't know, Kira. What is the thickest piece of beef jerky you have ever seen?
Kira: (exasperated) I don't know! Why do you think I'm asking you?