Thursday, April 14, 2011

Lame-o

I have been so lame this week that I'm actually sick of myself.  Does that ever happen to you?  I only worked on Monday for half a day so I've been at home, alone with myself for three days which I usually enjoy, but not this week.  I work tomorrow (THANK GOD!) for one of the worst fourth grade classes I've ever seen, but oddly enough, I really enjoy working in that room. I get to bark out orders like Tommy Lee Jones does in every one of his movies

"Blah, blah blah, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse blah blah blah."
and that makes me feel good and important, because like all teachers, I only went in to this profession for the power it gives me over weak and helpless children; the money; and June, July and August!  Just kidding.  I should stop giving the anti-teacher movement ammunition.  They don't need it.

Although I have been lame, I have been kicking some major ass in Angry Birds! Now that I read that last sentence, I think that is just further evidence of my lameness.  But look at my progress!


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In case you're not a player of Angry Birds (lame-o) those are a few of my score boards and if you'll notice they all have THREE STARS!  That's perfection, my friends. 

So what has been making me feel so bad about myself this week?  I feel bad that I lost the frog again.  He's in the house somewhere getting drier and drier, I can just feel it.  Either that or there is a thriving community of tree frogs in my house that are mostly really good at staying out of sight.  Who knows.  I never once saw that frog poop.  Isn't that weird?  And I am also getting anxious about traveling with my children across the country by myself.  Mitch has to stay here and work so I can afford to take the kids on fabulous vacations.  I'm pretty much ready for the trip, I think, but I keep thinking of the worst things that could happen, like losing a kid in an airport bathroom, or dying in a fiery plane crash.  That would suck.  But I have to get out there and do stuff or else I end up feeling lame for sitting around my house with my thumb up my butt.  (In my defense, I never actually had my thumb up my butt.)  

6 comments:

  1. Oh the places your mind goes...losing kids, fiery plane crashes...it's a wonder you dare vacation at all!

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  2. middle school boyfriendApril 14, 2011 at 9:20 PM

    yes you have

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  3. Oh, you teachers and your laziness. I mean, who hasn't seen a teacher stay late or give up a lunch hour and thought, "What a cow. I bet she's only doing this job for the BIG MONEY."

    Have fun on vacation.

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  4. Since I'm not a tech person, and my phone is made of wood, I don't have Angry Birds.

    I did play it once on a friend's phone.....it's kind of like crack.

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  5. I know nothing of Angry Birds. Only here and there, from what people say.

    What is the love of it ??

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  6. In this world there is always danger for those who are afraid of it.

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