Last week's question was, "Would you rather have your picture on a store's thief board forever, or run naked through that store just one time?"
You people really love to be naked. 90% of you chose to be naked instead of featured on the thief board, I suppose because you assume that a picture on a thief board is something that lasts forever as opposed to the few seconds it would take you to streak through the store in your birthday suit; but I think you are forgetting that this is the age of cell phones and if you ran through a store naked, I know I would take a picture; nay, a video, because I would want to capture all the inevitable "Woo HOOO!s" you would be yelling because who runs naked without some arm pumping and some woo hooing? Nobody, that's who. It's the unwritten rule of amateur streaking. I bet the pros can get in there and get it done quietly, but not an amateur. I am not really one to talk though because I also chose the naked option. Woo HOO!!!!
This week's question is a result of a google search to see if a human body can be taxidermied. I was looking for that because I was avoiding writing my book because I'm stuck, and also because my sister sent me a depressing email telling me that if anything happens to her in Afghanistan I get to make her medical decisions.* So here's the question:
You people really love to be naked. 90% of you chose to be naked instead of featured on the thief board, I suppose because you assume that a picture on a thief board is something that lasts forever as opposed to the few seconds it would take you to streak through the store in your birthday suit; but I think you are forgetting that this is the age of cell phones and if you ran through a store naked, I know I would take a picture; nay, a video, because I would want to capture all the inevitable "Woo HOOO!s" you would be yelling because who runs naked without some arm pumping and some woo hooing? Nobody, that's who. It's the unwritten rule of amateur streaking. I bet the pros can get in there and get it done quietly, but not an amateur. I am not really one to talk though because I also chose the naked option. Woo HOO!!!!
This week's question is a result of a google search to see if a human body can be taxidermied. I was looking for that because I was avoiding writing my book because I'm stuck, and also because my sister sent me a depressing email telling me that if anything happens to her in Afghanistan I get to make her medical decisions.* So here's the question:
What would be worse: If you met the love of your life, he/she seemed perfect in every way until one romantic evening he/she broke out some bottles to celebrate your first "I love you" and those bottles had these clever bottle covers:
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| Nothing says "I love you" like Bottle Dogs™ ! |
Taxedermied prairie dog bottle covers.
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If he gave you/she wore THIS after you were sure he/she was the love of your life:
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| pretty! |
Remember, I'm shaking things up and the questions isn't "Would You Rather," but "What would be worse." Answer in the poll at the top of the sidebar. No naked option this week! Sorry!
*(As far as I can tell, the human body can be taxidermied but there is still some question as to how legal it is.)
*(As far as I can tell, the human body can be taxidermied but there is still some question as to how legal it is.)
Well it's an easy one for me. I'd rather receive a taxidermied prairie dog bottle cover of course. At least I can forget about it after I've had a few drinks. As for the clip, I might be inclined to shoot it off her head. That's really funny. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteSo you chose the Guinea pig hair comb because that would be worse, right? Remember, I am tricking you this week? Thanks for the compliment!
DeleteI think the bottles would be worse. Because I don't know if I could manage to get dead rodents that close to my mouth.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's gross that the liquid you are about to consume seems to be regurgitating from a dead varmint. Yuck.
DeleteThe hair clip is worse. The bottle at least I could pour into my mouth from a safe distance. And then wash my hands.
ReplyDeletefrom a distance it would look like you were squeezing the innards of a prairie dog into your mouth! Cool! If I saw that I'd have to wash my eyes.
DeleteI WANT BOTH!! OMG I would wear that hair comb every day!!
ReplyDeleteAnd the bottles, so great for parities!
You should pass these along to Jenny The Bloggess! You know how she loves the dead animals.
OMG, you and Kira are soulmates. Just as I was about to reply to your comment and tell you that you are SICK, she saw the pictures of the dead animals and said, "SWEET! Can I get those?" I said, "Which ones?" and she said, "ALL." I'm sending her, a set of guinea pig hair combs and some bottle dogs to your for the summer. Enjoy!
DeleteI think the comb is pretty funny, And the bottle koozies are just weird so I'm gonna go with the bottle kooziess being the worst option. Ps you should figure out a way I can vote on your mobile site....
ReplyDeleteBritnie, I wish I knew how I even got the mobile site to work like a mobile site. I think Blogger just does it automatically. I'm afraid it's beyond my I.T. skills! ;(
DeleteYou are a trickster!
ReplyDeleteAren't I?
Deletei don't drink so i guess i'm stuck with the hair clip.
ReplyDeleteYou don't drink anything? You couldn't have a bottle of diet Coke out of a bottle dog? Come on, Simone, don't deny yourself a bottle dog.
ReplyDeleteUmmmm....why did you making my medical decisions lead you to look up taxidermy-ing human bodies?? I'm scared now.
ReplyDeleteI guess you better be extra careful.
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