Would You Rather

I've really dropped the ball on the Would You Rather question lately, haven't I?  Well, that just sucks.  Okay, I'll remedy the problem right now with this post.  First of all, let's revisit our last question about the taxedermied vermin, and let's remember, it wasn't a Would You Rather question, I changed things up and got crazy and asked a What Would Be Worse question, remember?  Twice as many of you thought receiving the taxedermied, eyeless, upper body of a guinea pig attached to a hair comb would be worse than hollowed out prairie dogs that you could wrap around bottles of refreshment so it looks as though your champagne was being thrown up by a ground hog or squirrel.  I have to say I agree.  My results might be skewed because of the way the question was asked and you might have answered which you would rather have instead of which would be worse.  I think the right answer is that both are disgusting, but the eyeless half-guinea pig flailing its arms around from a pile of your hair is WORSE. 

Worse

Anyway, on to the new question.  I am sitting in a ninth grade health classroom right now and that is what has inspired me to ask you this:

Would You Rather...

Magically go back to being 15 and in 9th grade all over again

or

Have one of your limbs amputated

Now, it might seem like an obvious answer at first, but think about it for five seconds:  Ninth grade = zits, out of control hormones, brain dormancy, high school, parents, etc. etc......  VS. Missing one measly leg or arm = cool prosthesis (and possible bionics); amputees have reputations for being sexual dynamos; take that prosthesis off and blamo, you just lost 20 pounds; AND you could arm wrestle in a more advantageous weight class and totally kick ass.