Things Mitch says to me when he's procrastinating on the internet

"Did you know that a nude painting of Bea Arthur sold for over a million dollars?"

"Ha ha, this guy says Bea Arthur has 'heavy hangers.'"

"Look, Bea Arthur has a mug shot!  ... Oh wait, she was in the marines.  She was in the MARINES!"

"I wonder if any of the other Golden Girls posed nude..."

"Wow, Betty White was naked a LOT."

"Is it R-e-w, or R-u-e?"

"Rue McLanahan played it loose, but she wasn't in real life, apparently. No nudes.  Now that's an actress."

"I should get back to work."

"How do you spell 'Estelle Geddy?'"