Little Tip

If your husband is ever annoyed/disgusted/sick of you, repeatedly saying the word "poontang" will eventually make him smile, even if he's fighting hard not to. Say it with a little flourish.

Mitch is trying to watch a cooking show (booorrriiinnnggg) and he's annoyed because I keep talking to him, but maybe if he would have SHUT UP while I was trying to watch Dr. Quinn earlier, I wouldn't be so compelled to be irritating during America's Test Kitchen ..zzzzzzzz....