I was cleaning up the house yesterday (basically throwing all Kira's shit in her room) and I started to nag her about leaving crap everywhere she goes, and she said, "SHHHHHHHHHHH!" Naturally, I'm annoyed about being shushed by anyone, much less my messy messy daughter when I find myself cleaning up after her again, and when I was about to say, "Did you really just shush me???" she pointed to this:
and whispered, "The chicken is on the phone."
What am I going to do with this kid? When she can make me turn into a quivering mass of laughter, how am I supposed to parent her? I really want to know. I really really do.