Tonight on the way to hockey practice, Sam was telling Kira and I about how he thinks Dwight from The Office is so funny when he prefaces things his says with "Question:..." or "Fact:..." Kira caught on to it and would not stop. Every utterance (and there were many) she had was prefaced. Here is just a short sample of her rambling:That one really should be labeled as a Kira in the Car post, but it wasn't. I'll do it now.
Kira - "Fact: It is now 6:30. Question: Sam, what time does your practice start?"
Kira - "Fact: You are going to be late."
Sam - "Kira, I was kidding, it's not til 7:00. And would you stop doing that, it's getting annoying."
Kira - "Opinion: it was not very nice of you to lie to me. Threat: I am going to punch you in the face."
(merciful silence, driving along, eventually driving past the clinic)
Kira - "Fact: I've been there before. Fact: I choked on a lollipop that the doctor gave me. Fact: it hurt a lot. Fact: you had to give me a popsicle when we got home to make my throat feel better."
This went on and on for about an hour until she eventually said, "Fact: I'm getting very tired of talking like this but I don't think I can stop."
And she hasn't.
Sunday, January 15, 2012
Happy 800th Post!
Hey, guess what? This is my 800th post! That's pretty exciting! Since I started writing this silly blog three years ago I have written 800 posts, gotten 80 followers, got a troll, got an award and had over 98,000 hits! I don't really have anything exciting in mind for this landmark post so it's just going to be a re-run. I was looking back on some of the posts and I found this one that I forgot about from 2009 and it made me laugh. If I wouldn't have written it down, I would have forgot it even happened.