Wednesday, September 14, 2011


Hello Everyone.  It's been a hell of a week.  My grandma passed away so the whole family met in her home town for her service.  I blubbered my way through the service because there is nothing I love more than crying in public.  It was great to see all the relatives because that side of the family is a bit crazy (in the best way possible).  I helped clean out my grandma's apartment, which I was really happy I could do.  She wasn't known for her housekeeping skills so before I vacuumed the carpet I looked it over for paperclips and pins and stuff and I found an amazing amount of pills.

We were trying to figure out what they were because, you know, partay! but I think the brown ones are laxatives, and one of them is a blood thinner.  I don't know what the other ones are but I don't think I'll take them just to see because I don't want to pass out on the toilet from low blood pressure while having bloody diarrhea.  That might just make me feel worse than I already do. Anyway, after I found all the pills and vacuumed I was walking around the hallway of her senior citizen apartment complex and I was finding pills all over the place!  Parents of small children, just so you know, retirement communities are NOT BABY PROOF; but adventurous pill-poppers, make some senior citizen friends!  It's like trick-or-treating but instead of the occasional full-size Snicker bar, you might get a Vicodin!

My sister stopped in Rush City on her trip to the service to pose her baby on this fish because, who wouldn't?


  1. I'm always finding pills on the floor in our house! luckily there are not toddlers!

  2. sorry about your g-ma. :(

    if you take the pills, just remember Neo never came back from the matrix...

  3. I'm so sorry to hear about your grandma hon. ~hugs~

    As to the pills... I think the smaller they are the cooler they are supposed to be. :)

  4. That baby has long legs.

    Sorry about your gram-gram.

  5. mmmmm....unknown drugs. Save 'em for after a really bad day of subbing middle school.

    So sorry for your loss... :(

  6. Sorrry to hear about your grandmother.

    That fish is truly fantastic.

  7. My mom is in a senior apartment and my brother sees her often and he tells me about the pills around too. Sorry about your grandma.

  8. Hugs Sarah!
    So sorry!

    Love the giant fish and baby!!

  9. Oh my god you're funny.

    " know...PARTAY!"

  10. Dana McKibbage WaldbilligSeptember 19, 2011 at 11:42 AM

    So sorry to hear about your gran...We REALLY missed you at booklcub!
    Here is a website that can identify stray pills. Every pill has a number on it. So enter the color, shape, and number, and it tells you what it is!! How cool is that...


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