M is for the many Medical students Dad said could watch my birth after you already spent thirty hours in labor.
O is for that One time that I was choking on a hard candy in the locker room before skating practice and you gave me the Heimlich maneuver. Thanks for that.
T is for the Time that Amy and I told you to put your hands on the counter and stick one leg up behind you and we'd show you a good Trick. We lifted your legs up until they touched the ceiling and held you there and laughed and laughed and you kept saying, "Put me down! My arms are going to give out!" We made you promise that we wouldn't get in trouble or we wouldn't let you down. And then you kept your word and we really weren't in trouble (although, it would have totally been worth it.) I can't believe you fell for that more than once.
R is for the Rum you drank with Kelly that one Fourth of July that caused you to get a little tipsy and wild and you got our dog Gizmo on a drunken whim. She was the best dog ever and if you were sober, you probably would have passed by the mangy puppies that were in a free box at the street dance without a second thought. Yay, Rum!
Happy Mother's Day, Mom! I love you and hope you have a great day!