Oh yeah and this:
Happy George Washington's Birthday to YOU!
President's Week pretentious fun fact!: Although he lived in a time before vaccinations or good medical care, George Washington was surprisingly resilient, physically. He had many horrible diseases in his lifetime, including diptheria, smallpox, malaria, dysentery, tuberculosis, depression, quinsy, pneumonia, pleurisy, and a throat infection that eventually killed him when he was in his late sixties.
In the midst of the French and Indian war, while on a 100 mile trek (no roads) he was struck with dysentery. General Braddock ordered him to go back but he refused. It was so bad that he had to stop riding his horse and ride in a cart. The diarrhea (and, I'm guessing, the resultant case of white-hot sting ring) caused hemorrhoids (another thing we have in common!❤ ) When he was well enough to ride again he put pillows on his saddle to ease the discomfort. He wanted to lead his troops into the woods and engage the enemy but Braddock refused. Eventually Washington was the only leader left during the battle. He had two horses shot out from under him and had bullet holes in his hat and jacket, but didn't get shot. GW was the only person left able to distribute Braddock's orders and lead the retreat. Somehow Washington was able to ride 40 miles through darkness to summon reinforcements, though he occasionally had to crawl on his hands and knees to find the road. All while recovering from DYSENTERY. He later admitted that the ride left him "in a manner wholly unfit for the execution of the duty" He lost a lot of weight and took a long time to recover, but he did. Isn't he dreamy?