Cold Enough For Ya?

Mitch says to me today, "It's pretty warm out this afternoon." It was zero degrees. It's the kind of cold that makes your lungs hurt when you breathe it and makes your neck cramp up from shivering before the car warms up, and he says "It's pretty warm..." Does he have a high threshold for pain or is he merely delusional?

I heard a doctor on the news this morning talking about the cold and if it's dangerous (because apparently there are other delusional Minnesotans running around dressed like it's Indian Summer) and he said, "Of course it's dangerous. We're 60% water and water freezes at 32 degrees."

Thank you doctor. I knew I was right.