Today, she said, "If I had to carry a rock around with me for the rest of my life, I would hope it was a really small rock."
Which got me thinking of things like this she's said in the past:
"What if there was a truck on the road that said 'wide load' on it, and you stopped it and all it had in it was one little hot dog?"
"If there was a gate that said, 'Keep Out' and it was made of french fries, what would happen if you ate it?"
"If I had a rock band, it would be called the Invaders, and We. Would. Rock."