Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Kira the entertainer


Future entertainer

Kira is going to be an entertainer. I think she thinks she will be a world famous singer on par with Barbra Streisand, but according to Sam's reaction to her singing, she will be a comedian.

She was in the shower last night belting out a song she made up. It was a sad ballad, with lots of quavery vibrato where she was begging someone not to go somewhere. It was LOUD. Sam came out of his room into the living room and he could hardly breathe he was laughing so hard. It was funny to begin with, but then when Sam came and showed Mitch and I how much he was enjoying it, we started laughing too, at Sam, because he was laughing so hard.


Kira's biggest fan?

Then the water shut off, and the singing quieted, but didn't stop. Still quavery, still sad. We thought the show was winding down so Sam was heading back to his room to finish his homework when we heard an incredibly loud, rumbling, bubbling vibration. Kira had sat down in the draining water in the tub and, while continuing to sing her sad ballad, she ripped a fart that could win a farting contest with a 300 pound professional chili eater. Sam came stumbling back into the living room in a new fit of laughter that was threatening to suffocate him. He literally fell on the floor and was rolling with laughter. He managed to choke out the words, "why? why?"
It was hilarious.

He composed himself by the time she dried off and emerged, because he knows that if she knew he was laughing AT her like that, she would make him pay. And we didn't want her to know we heard her because we're hoping she'll do it again tonite.

4 comments:

  1. Hopefully she doesn't subscribe to this blog.

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  2. I am laughing so hard I'm crying. I can just picture Sam cracking up and Kira in there without a care in the world farting in the water....I wonder if she laughed when she farted?

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  3. "why? why?" that part made me laugh so hard I had tears in my eyes.

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  4. Right there with you on the weeping. Why IS farting so funny?

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