Like I said before, it is blazing hot today so we went to a beach on Lake Superior. We met my MIL and nieces and the kids and I swam for hours. The water wasn't as warm as it was on Sunday, but it still felt so good to get in. There was a lady there that had the biggest, tannest boobs I've ever seen in my life. Cantaloupes the color of walnuts stuffed into a bikini that was WAY too small. She was about ten years older than me, which means she could be a member of AARP, so you know, too old to be wearing a teeny weeny bikini. (They make mom-suits for a reason, lady.) She had a kid there that spotted a cormorant out in the water fishing. The kid said, "Mom look! It's a Loch Ness Monster!" She looked and said, "Oh my god, I can't believe you think that is a sea monster. Anyone can tell it's a loon."
What a boob!
(get it?)
Anyway, here's some pictures from today.
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The kids all brought goggles so they could search for treasure. |
Kira came up sputtering with excitement once and screamed, "I found a jewel!"
She found an amethyst in the water under a rock. Pretty good find!
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Handsome! |
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It was so hot that even Sam got in the water!
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The boy formerly known as "Dry Boy" |
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Cousins hopping on rocks |
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Lake Superior |
No pics of the boob? lol great photos!
ReplyDeleteThat would have felt so good today! How old are Kira and Sam?
ReplyDeleteMissy - Couldn't catch the boob lady without being obvious or else I would have taken a pic.
ReplyDeleteAnne - It did feel good! Sam is 13 and Kira is 10.
Is that really an amethyst? Congrats eagle-eye Kira!
ReplyDeleteIt really is an honest-to-god amethyst! Can you believe it? We were all so excited for her. She found treasure!
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