Gay, pill-popping, blogmaster maniac!

I got my first hate-comment!  It was on the post title Eighth Graders, here it is:

It's kind of scary and exciting!  He has left a website from Denmark that I haven't visited because I'm sure it will give me a virus, but that isn't what has interested me.  What interests me is that for one, he thinks I'm a male.  There are pictures of me all over this blog so I'm going to assume the worst and believe that he can't tell I'm female, and instead thinks that I am a highly employable male porn star.  Wouldn't that be just my luck to be the doppelganger of a well-known, male, gay, drug-addicted porn star?

Crap! 

Whoever did it has to be at least a little bit tech savvy because his visit didn't register on my statcounter.  That being said, he has left a message on a post I wrote all the way back in April.  Nobody is reading posts from April, and if he really wanted to besmirch my character, you'd think it would be more effective on a newer post.   Tech savvy, but not craving too much attention, so I have to assume he had a problem with the post itself, but I don't get it because I didn't even write about porn and the first line of his comment is "Porn?"  Yeah, what about it?  I wrote about how mean eighth grade boys are.  Maybe he took offense because he IS an eighth grade boy which would explain the meanness and the bad writing. 

For the record, I haven't been in any gay porn (yet), but if I was I would have to pop at least a few pills in order to "take cock in every hole."  Am I wrong to assume a person needs to be a little bit loose for that?    I think not.

Most importantly, I've got my first "troll" who has "flamed" me and I couldn't be more excited about it!  I'm a blog "master" now!