Monday, April 9, 2012

H is for Haiku

Nobody reads my
Blog on Saturdays. Hey, pay
Attention to me.

No toilet paper
In the downstairs bathroom.
Hey Mitch, what the fuck?

Lucas, why ride your
horse so hard? Don't you think he
gets tired? Calm down.

Would I look dumb if
I wore a gun belt?  I think
I'd look cool. Pew! Pew!
Carbohydrates: my
best friends in the world. I want
more noodles please.  Now.


  1. That explains No TP in our upstairs bathroom. I didn't realize my daughter was using a creative prompt ; )

  2. I thought your "H" was supposed to be for "Happy Easter" glad it was for "Haiku" instead. TOP THAT, Kira in the Car!! :)

    1. I don't get it? Do you know that we always say "Happy Easter" whenever one of us farts? (It started years ago in the car. Mitch blamed it on boiled eggs and said, "Happy Easter!" so from then on that's been our little way to owning up to a fart.)

    2. You don't get what? I was saying I'm glad the "Happy Easter" wasn't your "H" day but that "Haiku" was. God, duh. In other news, how do you get back to a blog that you've saved? I only see that list once I hit "publish" on a blog and then it shows the list of all the blogs you do I get to that screen if I just want to edit one I've saved?

  3. please post your comments
    but make it in Haiku, jerk
    cause it brings wife joy

  4. Oh Mitch, you had me at "Haiki, jerk." It's things like this that make me glad I married you.

  5. I had already
    planned to comment in haiku
    you don't believe me

    1. I do believe you.
      Unfortunately, Mitch does
      not. Farts, boobs, Ha Ha!

  6. It's funny, I was just recently in the mood for haiku.

    No one reads my blog on Saturdays either, it's like people actually get away from their computers on the weekends....not me!

    1. Not me either. Is that sad or are we just dedicated?

  7. My favorite haiku:

    Haiku are easy.
    But sometimes they don't make sense.


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