I love Robert Loggia (born Salvatore Loggia in 1930). I loved moviestar Robert Loggia when he was Grandpa Victor on Malcolm in the Middle, I loved acclaimed actor Robert Loggia when he was the grandfather on Over the Top. He plays a good mean grandfather. When I read the Harry Potter books I had him in my head as Voldemort, and then when I saw the first movie, I thought they really did base the head version of Voldemort on Robert Loggia and I was so excited, but sadly, I was wrong.
You can see how I could be mistaken, right?
Robert Loggia will always be Voldemort to me. No offense, Ralph Fiennes, you're pretty good, but Robert Loggia would have been bad ass.
When I watch a show and I see that magnificent thespian, Robert Loggia, is a guest star, I feel all warm and fuzzy inside, because you know what? He can handle it. He sweats competence. I've seen Robert Loggia on Frasier, Suspense, Magnum P.I., Rockford Files, Quincy, Big, The Six Million Dollar Man, The Bionic Woman, and Little House on the Prairie. The only thing that would make actor Robert Loggia's career just a little better would be if he would have been on an episode of Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman.
But here's my problem with Robert Loggia. I friended Robert Loggia on Facebook a loooooong time ago and he has been ignoring me. I saw that Robert Loggia had a page, and was so excited because I'm really a big fan, alright? I'd just like to feel a virtual personal connection with Robert Loggia and make all my other Facebook friends jealous that I am FRIENDS with Robert Loggia, but he won't respond to my friend request. You know, come to think of it, I don't think that is really his page. I think someone in Japan made it because his name is spelled wrong (Robert Loggia would never spell his name Robert Logia. That would be stupid) and all of his 146 friends are Japanese. Robert Loggia would have WAY more than 146 friends, am I right?! But even if that is true, I would like him to really make a page of his own, that isn't a lame-o fan page and make me his FRIEND. I want to be Robert Loggia's Facebook friend. Is that too much to ask? Huh?
So my question to Robert Loggia is, what gives? Why can't we be Facebook friends? Maybe if I can be one of the top searches on Google when a person types in something like,say, for instance, "Robert Loggia is a Facebook Snob" he will finally notice me. Let's see if this works. This blog has to be good for something, and if it can't make Robert Loggia my friend, then what the hell is it all for? HUH? WHAT THE HELL?
Okay, it's been ten minutes and here's what's happening on Google. I typed in "Robert Loggia is a Facebook snob" and TA DA! First entry!
It is now about four hours after I originally posted this and I'm still no where near the first page if you type in "Robert Loggia," but if you misspell his name and type in "Robert Logia" like the stupid Japanese person who made the fake Facebook page, I'm NUMBER 2!
Update #3 One day after the original post:
This is what happens when you type in "Robert Loggia snob"
Hello! Here's another one: