Mitch and I went to a wedding tonight. I decided to get all dressed up. I actually took more than ten minutes to get dressed. I dusted off the old make-up case, and I wore clothes that need to be ironed, and do you know what happened? I looked exactly like a transvestite dressed as Sarah Palin. And what's worse, I felt like a transvestite dressed as Sarah Palin. What the fuck is happening to me?