Anyway, I told Kira about it and she said, without even cracking a smile, "The only reason your blog is funny is because of me." I cracked up laughing and I hate to admit she is probably right. She is one of the funniest people I know, and if I didn't have her to exploit, my blog wouldn't be all that funny. So thank you, Kira dear, for our moderate success in an arbitrary ranking!
We're Number ONE! hundred and thirty six