Okay, it is clear that I have to come up with a "Would You Rather" question that is a little tougher to decide. You guys unanimously said you would rather poop your pants than watch a video of your own conception. It's not like I said you had to be
present for your own conception, cheering your dad on and telling your mother to hang in there; and then at the big moment yelling out something like, "..and THAT'S how you make a baby! HOOYAA!" while holding up your hands to high five your parents. You just had to watch a video of it. You guys are squeamish. That's good to know for the future. This is the new question:
Would you rather do naked yoga with the Gold Guys,
(Imagine small talk about your old tangled necklaces with these friendly guys:)
(while the three of your are in positions like this:)
OR
Eat a live bee.
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(actual size)
"buzz buzz, I'm fuzzy" |
Notice that "neither" is not an option.
Vote at the top of the sidebar.
(I have a feeling I know which one is going to win.)
I READ TE FIRST QUESTION AS WATCH YOUR OWN CONSTIPATION HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. that being said, naked yoga!
ReplyDeleteOh Azia, you make me laugh. Laugh and wonder why you would rather poop your pants than monitor your constipation.
ReplyDeleteyou said neither is not an option, but you said nothing about both.... i choose both at the same time.
ReplyDeleteI am voting for naked yoga... I could use a good laugh! :) I wonder what would hang lower... sorry, you started it!
ReplyDeleteI'm going to have to go with naked yoga because f*** bees, that's why.
ReplyDeleteSeriously people? I'm the only one choosing to eat a live bee??
ReplyDeleteI chose naked yoga because I want to see the Gold Guys naked. Come on Exalted Warrior pose!
ReplyDeleteAfter considering the Gold Guys and the bee, the least painful (and please God involving less swelling) would be the Gold Guys. But make it quick. My own boyfriend in that pose kinda scares me...though I would be blind with my own boobs blocking my vision.
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