Sunday, April 22, 2012

Would you rather...

Hi!  I'm in Washington DC and I'm having fun!  Today I walked all over the Mall and I saw monuments, and museums.  Seriously, I think I probably walked 15 miles.  I basically walked around almost non-stop for 5 and a half hours.  It was great, but my proverbial "dogs" are "barking," as they say.  I got back to Amy's house and she was having a little get-together and some of the people there actually came up to me and said, "I read your blog."  I wanted to say, "SHUT. UP!" but I didn't.  I just said thank you, because it still blows my mind that anyone who doesn't know me reads my blog.  That is sooooooo cool.  I am awesome.

Anyway, it's time for a new Would You Rather question!  Aren't you glad?!?  Last week's question was, "Would you rather have wings but no hands, or hooves with no feet."  Hooves won big time.  I think for two reasons:  1) Having no hands would be really hard.  I would ALWAYS have an itch on my face, I just know it.  I'd spend most of my flying time looking for someone to scratch my nose.  And 2) Having hooves would be AWESOME.  Clop clop clop; need I say more?  Although, a reader pointed out that it would be hard to be sneaky with hooves, but another reader informed us that little rubber shoes for hooves actually exsist so now there is absolutely no reason in the entire world not to have hooves.

Oh. My. God.

On to this week's question:  

Would you rather...

Have a one night stand with your middle school gym teacher


OR

Kick a puppy in the face

One of these puppies.  You choose which one.


14 comments:

  1. Gym teacher, though I'm pretty sure I'm not her type. Unless she's dead, then I guess I have to kick a puppy. Can I kick both?

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    1. You can definitely kick both. Who wouldn't want to kick both?

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  2. I'd kick a puppy alllll day. And I love puppies.

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    1. You don't have to kick it all day, sadist. Just once.

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  3. I laughed and laughed at the picture of the Middle School Gym Teacher.

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    1. That's what my middle school gym teacher looked like, except she was a woman.

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  4. Gym Teacher without question! Plus, my gym teachers were HOT.

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  5. Nah, I would have to go for the gym teacher...and I know for a fact that he would have gone for it 'cause he was a frickin' sleaze! ew!

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    1. Ew is right! I think you need to re-think the puppies.

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  6. I would go for the gym teacher... poor little puppy!

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  7. I am going to have to opt out. We had the same middle school gym teacher....ewwww. I LOVE PUPPIES. You're evil. I guess this the whole point of the game, huh? :) JILL

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    1. Jill, you can't opt out. That's not a choice. What about Mr. Odegaard? (student teacher) hubba hubba

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