Mitch listens to a lot of old time radio over the internet when he works on his computer and today I think he must be listening to old detective shows because he came upstairs and said to me in an old timey voice, "Hey baby, I like the look of your honey sticks, whats say we go see what's at the top of them stems!" I think those are euphemisms for legs. He also called me an "oven jockey" which I think means wife. The forties, what a fantastic time to be a woman!
In other news, the bird was just sitting on my shoulder and we were sharing a bonding pet/owner moment, and as I was looking lovingly at her, she sneezed in my eye. It was surprisingly phlegmy.