Willow Tree girl #1 (Reba): Susan, I think we should stay away from Swampy. What began as a dark and brooding mysteriousness, has turned into a dark and not-so mysterious violence against Willow Trees. We have to protect ourselves, and that family behind us! ... It's really dusty on this shelf...Willow Tree girl #2 (Susan) : Oh Reba, I think you may be right. Last night he came up to me and said, "Gimme Five!," and then he slapped a plate of macaroni and cheese right out of my hands! He laughed and laughed, but I didn't find it very funny. I wanted that macaroni and cheese! You're right, it is dusty on this shelf.
Swampy: Hey! What are you talking about!
Susan: Oh no! Look out!
Reba: Dust! We were talking about dust!
Swampy: You're a trouble maker! I'll show you!Reba: Why is it always by the face! It's so humiliating and your hands are kind of disgusting. Aaaahhhhh! (falls off the shelf)
Swampy: Now Susan, tell me you're not going to listen to Reba, or you'll be heading off the shelf too.Susan: Um.... Uh? (whimper) Boy, sure is dusty up here today!
Chicken: Bock.
Chicken: I think you should leave the lady alone.Swampy: What what what?
Susan: Oh Chicken! My hero!
Chicken: I'm ready for you this time, Slimey. I brought my specially trained sea turtles that I befriended while I was out at sea. BOCK BOCK! Attack, boys!
Swampy: Aaahhh! You'd think it would be more logical for turtles to be on my side, wait, one of these is actually a tortoise, how did you meet him at sea? They're land dwellers, oh, never mind. Susan, Help!
Chicken: That's right boys, dangle him now. See ya later Swampy! Don't come back soon!
Swampy: Ow... good one.
Willow Tree girls: Ohhhhh Pirate Chicken! You saved Willow tree land!Chicken: Excuse me girls, I have something I have to do.
Chicken: Good boys! You get extra macaroni and cheese tonite!The End
(Don't judge me! It's fifty degrees outside! I'm bored!)
Don't worry, I won't judge you. But don't you find that a little...um...demented? LOL
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