Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Swampy needs anger management

When I was getting ready for bed last night I noticed that another one of Mitch's toys was making the move on my Willow Tree figurines. This one is a bald, one-eyed, peg-legged, hook-winged, red headed, pirate chicken. Mitch bought it at the dollar store because it was a bald, one-eyed, peg-legged, hook-winged, red headed, pirate chicken. The Willow Tree girls seem to like him. But look who has noticed:

It's Swampy, and he's not too happy about it.


Swampy: What in the HELL do you think you're doing moving in on my girls, you messed up freakshow!

Chicken: Aaaarrrggggghhh! They seem to be liking me, Matey! I have chest hair! Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier! BOCK!

Willow Tree #1: Swampy, please, we were just talking!

Swampy: (to Willow Tree girl) SHUT UP! Did I ask you? NO! (to Chicken) You better get outta here or else..

Chicken: Or else what? BOCK! What could you possibly do to me that hasn't already been done, huh?

Swampy: I'll show you!

Willow Tree #2: Oh Swampy! My Hero!

Chicken: Hero? What the heck? Does this mean we're not going out on Friday, Susan?

Willow Tree #2: I like a man who can handle himself. (swoon)

Willow Tree #1: Hey Susan, you idiot! He just pushed me down by the face! I thinks that's a red flag!

Willow Tree #2: I can fix him....

Willow Tree #2: Go Swampy, Go!

Swampy: Take that!

Chicken: Aaaarrrrrgggghhhhh! Me hook, it's stabbing me in me gizzard!

Chicken: Don't drop me! I'm afraid of heights! Walking the plank is how I lost me drumstick! Also, I'm afraid of alligators!

Swampy: He's gone girls, now it's just you and me.

Willow Tree Girls: Ohh Swampy!

Chicken: This will not stand. Nobody pushes Pirate Chicken around and gets away with it..... Nobody..... bock...

To be continued.....

1 comment:

  1. Again....TOO MUCH time on your hands....get a job!!! :) just kidding....kind of. You are pretty funny though!


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