Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Swampy needs anger management
When I was getting ready for bed last night I noticed that another one of Mitch's toys was making the move on my Willow Tree figurines. This one is a bald, one-eyed, peg-legged, hook-winged, red headed, pirate chicken. Mitch bought it at the dollar store because it was a bald, one-eyed, peg-legged, hook-winged, red headed, pirate chicken. The Willow Tree girls seem to like him. But look who has noticed:
It's Swampy, and he's not too happy about it.
Swampy: What in the HELL do you think you're doing moving in on my girls, you messed up freakshow!
Chicken: Aaaarrrggggghhh! They seem to be liking me, Matey! I have chest hair! Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier! BOCK!
Willow Tree #1: Swampy, please, we were just talking!
Swampy: (to Willow Tree girl) SHUT UP! Did I ask you? NO! (to Chicken) You better get outta here or else..
Chicken: Or else what? BOCK! What could you possibly do to me that hasn't already been done, huh?
Swampy: I'll show you!
Willow Tree #2: Oh Swampy! My Hero!
Chicken: Hero? What the heck? Does this mean we're not going out on Friday, Susan?
Willow Tree #2: I like a man who can handle himself. (swoon)
Willow Tree #1: Hey Susan, you idiot! He just pushed me down by the face! I thinks that's a red flag!
Willow Tree #2: I can fix him....
Willow Tree #2: Go Swampy, Go!
Swampy: Take that!
Chicken: Aaaarrrrrgggghhhhh! Me hook, it's stabbing me in me gizzard!
Chicken: Don't drop me! I'm afraid of heights! Walking the plank is how I lost me drumstick! Also, I'm afraid of alligators!
Swampy: He's gone girls, now it's just you and me.
Willow Tree Girls: Ohh Swampy!
Chicken: This will not stand. Nobody pushes Pirate Chicken around and gets away with it..... Nobody..... bock...
To be continued.....