Bad hair day

This morning, after looking at my hair in the mirror I decided that I need to use conditioner because it looks like a thin stack of hay on my head. I've been watching a lot of early episodes of Mary Tyler Moore and I am fascinated by her hair. It's long and thick and moves as one unit. Do you think she was wearing a hair piece? I bet she was. Each individual thin strand of my hair moves independently, totally disregarding all the other hairs, and gravity; like Medusa, but with strands of cotton candy instead of snakes.