Friday, August 7, 2009

Things I destroyed or debauched in my week of kid-free destruction and debauchery

1. Getting up early

2. Doing anything in moderation

3. The self esteem of all of my facebook friends who play Typing Maniac.

4. Hygiene

5. TWO huge bags of Stacy's Pita Chips (Stacy, whoever you are, you are a fricking genius)

6. Sensible portions

7. The idea that only "doctors" can successfully cut things off your body. (My new motto - "Dermatologist Shmermatologist")

8. Whatever was left of Mitch's innocence

9. My hair

Come home, kids! I miss you!

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